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Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
Lol is this supposed to be mean?? Firstly: I love flower crowns!! Idc if they’re “not in fashion anymore” (even though they are!!)
Secondly: The only mention i have made of flower crowns/headbands was in an instagram post from earlier, where i stated that I had bought a “floral headband” and the fact that you used those exact words probably means you were referencing that! Which brings me to…
Thirdly: You must know me personally or have made contact with me before to be following both my tumblr and ig accounts sooooooo here’s a big “fuck you!” friendo!! uwu
Unless of course you meant that as a joke. In which case, you can go ahead and ignore all that :)
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great